Hermette Wireless
For the modern recluse who doesn’t want be reached.
Hermette Wireless
The wireless service for people who don’t like to be disturbed.
With Hermette Wireless, you’re out of reach wherever you are.
No roaming charges. No set up fees. One low monthly fee.
No one will ever be able to get ahold of you and you have someone to blame. Your damn cell service!
Your subscription comes with a hardwood phone-shaped fetish totem hand-carved in New Hampshire by banjo player Sam Moss.
Carry it around. It will never ever bother you.
Allow ample time for delivery when ordering. When it’s from Hermette, we get to it when we’re ready and not a moment sooner.
You may cancel after a year. Your service contract has a low service fee of $2.99 a month.